Saturday, December 13, 2008

Fan mail!


Dear Sherlock:
My humans may look at my beautiful pink buddha belly but they may NOT touch.
Your faithful reader
Lu (not to be confused with MU)
[photographer: Kit Spahr]

Dear Lu,
Thank you for writing.

Your photo answers once and for all the vital question, can a female reach enlightenment? I have never seen a better example of the perfectly natural. Obviously you feel free to be yourself, to express yourself fully, fearlessly. Even when there's a camera around. You might want to think about that before your belly ends up plastered all over Facebook.

Can a female attain enlightenment? The question itself - I know, I'm the one who brought it up - demonstrates a misconception. All cats are naturally enlightened. That's why you don't see us chasing Frisbees.

I'm glad you are sitting. You might want to give thought to your posture.
Sherlock


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