Cats dream

Here she is, my recent correspondent, Pekoe Pi, the picture of winsome allure.

Will this turn out like so many internet romances, a disappointment when you actually get together? No, because neither one of us goes out. Anyway, they took away my masculine parts a long time ago without asking my opinion.

So we are fated to love from afar, like Dante and Beatrice. (I'm not called The World's Most Educated Cat for nothing.)