kittens i say to you
when you fight, bite down
on the thing and kick it
with your back legs
a lot do not stint
show it no mercy this
one classic strategy will
serve you well all
your life you don't ever
need any other practice
use it without discrimination
on catnip mice or mu s
or failing that the
bottom of the couch
i am telling you this kung
fu thing is a human fad
and you are best staying
away from it pretty paw
action is not where its
at do not succumb to
the allure of youtube
fame is fleeting and not
that tasty