[Pekoe, horrified at the thought]
Faithful Correspondent writes -

Pekoe had quite an upset yesterday. Myrna stopped by, and thought Cat Stevens was Pekoe! As if all orange cats look alike. Didn't she see her white bib and mug, the incredible yellow eyes and that flag pole tail? Why, Cat is coarse, with outdoor fur and manners.

Sherlock's reply -
i don t mean to say this isn t a tragedy
it puts me in mind of the time the woman
sprayed me with endust she thought i
would make a good self-propelled dust mop
kind of like a roomba only much quieter of
course she said it was a case of mistaken
identity she thought i was an old pajama top
well to some people all cats are
gray at night it is speciesism thats all
its ugly but a fact of life
perhaps pekoe would benefit from a
support group i myself used to belong to
biters anonymous it was a fun crowd